Big Brother 13 Episode 29 Finale September 14, 2011

Well the season finale if finally here. I must say this is probably one if not the worst season of Big Brother I ever watched.

I just won't know what to do with myself when I don't have to listen to Rachel anymore.

We left off with part one of the HOH competition. Adam Poch is the first one to fall off. This has got to be one of the weakest casts ever. Not one endurance competition ran over into After Dark this season. I mean this comp is for $500,000 and it lasted 45 minutes, please. I'd throw up and fall in it for a 1 in 3 chance for half a million.

Big Brother 13 Stats, HOH, POV's, Scorecard

These stats are updated as aired on CBS so as not to spoil it for the viewers without live feeds or After Dark. Scroll down to see individual player stats.

Week 11 
HOH = Rachel Reilly
Nominated = Porsche Briggs, Adam Poch
Voted Out = Adam Poch

Week 10

HOH = Adam Poch
Nominated = Porsche Briggs, Jordan Lloyd
POV = Porsche Briggs, used on herself Rachel put up
Voted Out = Jordan Lloyd

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 25, 2011

Porsche Briggs and Daniele Donato are in the kitchen. Porsche is cooking. It just hit me she is going to have to decide between her two friends this week. They are whispering and the cooking is making it hard to hear. 

Daniele has decided on her speech, she said it's short and sweet, but there is a second part after she is evicted.

Big Brother 13 Episode 21 August 24, 2011

OMG I had to rewind the DVR I can't believe Porsche Briggs just said she believes is the bigger threat.  She hasn't done anything but hang on to a banana and win a contest no one else wanted to win.

The veto competition - The players are Jordan, Adam, Shelly, Kalia, Daniele, Jeff. Rachel will not play.

Jordan is stripping off the humilitard. LOL

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 24, 2011

Daniele Donato and Adam Poch are at the kitchen whispering.

Shelly Moore is sweeping.

Rachel Reilly, Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd are outside discussing Porsche Briggs. They think she has told everyone they are voting for Kalia. They think Daniele has told her not to trust them because they go back on their deals.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 23, 2011

Daniele Donato and Porsche Briggs are in the kitchen. They are trying to figure out Adam. Porsche says Adam used to know no one could beat Jordan in the final two.

Rachel Reilly is outside with Jeff and Adam discussing DJ's. she goes inside to ask Porsche about one of the DJ's and goes back outside. Daniele says oh look Rachel's drunk. Porsche, she had a whole bottle of wine. I guess that's enough to get her and her baby drunk. Wow! I guess the suspicion that Rachel is pregnant lives on.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 22, 2011

Shelly is sweeping the kitchen floor. Go figure. Porsche is cooking, Jordan is eating a salad, Jeff is wondering around.

Adam Poch and Rachel are outside bringing in food from the grill.

Daniele Donato is outside on the couch, Shelly went out to join her. She said Rachel put a bunch of peppers in whatever they are eating. Even Jeff said it was hot. Daniele says Rachel puts half the kitchen in whatever she cooks. Shelly says that is the problem she never knows what is in what they are cooking.

Big Brother 13 Episode 20 August 21, 2011

When we last left off the HOH competition had begun. It seems like forever ago since that happened. So the HOH competition continues with everyone trying to fill up their bowl and get the ping pong ball out, while being washed with suds and water. If you've watched Big Brother before they did this same competition in Natalie and Jesse's season with hot chocolate.

Ms. gymnast doesn't seem to have much balance again. Jeff is choking on bubbles, Jordan disappeared in the bubbles. LOL

Jeff Schroeder wins HOH. I swear Rachel is such a poor sport whether she wins or loses.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 21, 2011

Shelly, Rachel, Porsche, and Jordan are playing poker with cards out of tea bag wrappers. They are betting with M&M’s and chocolate bars. Rachel is explaining how to play. I’m already getting a headache. Adam is watching and cooking corn on the grill.

Daniele Donato is in the have not room lying down.

They have eaten dinner and are now going to play more cards at the kitchen table.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 20, 2011

Daniele Donato is trying to make something with slop.

Rachel Reilly, Adam Poch and Jeff Schroeder are playing pool. Jordan Lloyd is in the hot tub. Shelly Moore is running around doing different things.

Porsche Briggs is hanging in the kitchen with Daniele and Kalia is lying outside on the couch.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 19, 2011

Porsche Briggs and Kalia Booker are in the candy room. I guess they didn’t win the HOH because they are talking about being put up. Kalia says at least if we get voted out the stress will be over. Porsche says F that I don’t want to go the jury house with Brendon. Oh, I hadn’t thought about that yet. I can’t even imagine being locked in a house with Brendon.

Jordan just came in. Everyone is tired.

Big Brother 13 Episode 19 August 18, 2011

I've been waiting for tonight all week! I can't wait to see who is evicted!

OMG Enough of Rachel crying already. There is other stuff to show. Give me a break!

Man Shelly Moore is getting tanned.

Big Brother 13 Episode 18 August 17, 2011

This house has been full of drama that's for sure. Let's see who wins the POV.

Shelly goes into the room with Rachel and Jordan and says the three deal is out. Porsche told everyone Rachel, Brendon and I have a final three deal. Rachel said no we don't. Shelly, I know. Kalia and Brendon walked in. Jordan told Kalia to stay in there and for Brendon to go get Porsche. LOL Jordan doesn't want Kalia giving Porsche a heads up. Shelly, everything that came out came from Rachel. They confront Porsche, she says Rachel told me you wanted a deal but she did not trust you so there is no deal. Shelly, thanks Rachel. Rachel, you are welcome Shelly that's what you told me. Shelly, that is not what I told you.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 17, 2011

Well tonight is the hot dog eating contest. Oh Yeah! I am not excited about this. They are going to eat ten hot dogs followed by a raw egg.

Shelly Moore is in the kitchen talking to Daniele Donato. Shelly wants to know when Rachel will go home. She says just wait until her speech. She has someone helping her with it.

Shelly is going on about how much she hates liars.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 16, 2011

Everyone is sitting outside. They say it’s nine o’clock time to be funny.

Nothing going on so far just general chit chat.

Adam Poch and Jeff Schroeder on the couch. Adam, I’m glad we are on the same page. It unfortunately makes sense. Don’t worry about it I got your back. Jeff, we have no choice but to stick together. If we start splitting up it’s over. Adam, that would be stupid for any of us. All of us.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 15, 2011

Jeff Schroeder is in the kitchen cooking.

Kalia Booker came out and said she said if we do fun things we will get more alcohol. Porsche said give us more alcohol and we will do more fun things.

Rachel, Daniele, Kalia and Shelly are on the couch.

Big Brother 13 Episode 17 August 14, 2011

We start out the show with a lot of recaps from last weeks show. I don't know why they do this. We saw last weeks show.

Kalia Booker and Daniele Donato are really wishing they had evicted Rachel now.

Jordan Lloyd and Shelly Moore comes in the kitchen and orders Brendon and Rachel to the purple room where Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Brendon, Adam and Shelly all start jumping up and down silently screaming and celebrating.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 14, 2011

I don’t remember another house being as stressed for as long as this one. I remember the season with Chima being pretty stressful, but it doesn’t seem like the fighting went on as long as this as this house has, and this house there are so many of them fighting.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 13, 2011

Porsche Briggs, Daniele Donato and Kalia Booker are in the HOH room. Daniele is talking about how she used to go under her covers and cry. Porsche, she’s been in the DR forever. Daniele, they kicked her out. They called her to the storage room. Porsche, they told her to go in there to cry? Kalia, no they said they would have something in there for her. Kalia, can I have my B12 please. Porsche, they didn’t have any of our stuff? Daniele, you mean alcohol? Just drink a bottle of mouthwash Porsche. Porsche, I’m going to ask for Listerine in my HOH basket. Kalia, maybe they gave her a shot of tequila. Porsche, that’s not fair.

Big Brother After Dark Recap August 12, 2011

Jordan Lloyd and Jeff Schroeder are in the have not room. It sounds like HOH has been played. Jeff says if she does stick to Brendon and Rachel then we are back to Adam Poch and Shelly Moore. Jordan says it was a lot of luck.

Jordan says she is excited Brendon Villegas came back. She says she knows Shelly is upset. Jordan leaves to get heat pads, Brendon comes in the Have Not room.