One Life To Live Recap, Wed Sept 15, 2010

Rex to Kelly, You want to find David Vickers? Why? Kelly, Dorian needs him. Rex, Did she run out of holes in her head. We're not exactly best friends but even I wouldn't wish. Kelly, It would involve a trip to Europe. Rex, okay I'm listening. David is over there somewhere, gallivanting around bragging about his conquests on My Face. Rex, What does Dorian want with David? She's not considering taking him back after he left her at the altar, again. She's not that desperate is she? Kelly, of course not, I hope not, but the last thing Dorian needs from David is romance. What she does need is something way more important, payback.

Kelly, David left her in a letter, so she never got any closure. Rex, so you want me to bring him back here so she can yell at him? Kelly, that's only phase one. If Dorian can take him back then dump him, then she gets her closure. Kelly, you know the history of mental illness in my family, tonight really scared me. Rex, speaking of mental illness have you seen a shrink lately? LOL Kelly, you think I'm crazy cause I want to help my aunt?  Rex, no I think your crazy period. Tells Kelly it could cost her a fortune. Rex agrees to do it so he can help Gigi with school.

Dorian in bed reading My Face. Blair comes in she's talking to Dorian but not looking at her, she said she doesn't want to talk about Eli, but she wants to plan a memorial for Tea and have it at the house. Dorian is covering her head up. Blair turns around. Hey, what is wrong? Dorian tells Blair what happened at The Palace. Blair tells Dorian Kelly should have never forced her to go back to work if she wasn't ready, but what Blair thinks Dorian really has is post traumatic stress. Blair wants to work on memorial service as a distraction wants Dorian to help her.  Dorian says Blair can have the memorial at the house but she isn't attending.

John and Natalie are at The Palace checking Eli's room. Went to get DNA sample. They haven't found anything. Natalie says when they do they will have to make sure the DNA isn't corrupt and take it to Tahiti themselves. John, that's a great idea, but your not going anywhere. John and Natalie argue over her flying to Tahiti. Natalie says women do it all the time what's the worst that could happen? John turns away. Natalie, you know the worse that can happen, I'm sorry. You think that history is going to repeat itself? Natalie apologizes. Johns says he's being over protective, he just doesn't think she needs to be wreckless. John leaves in response to Todds call. Renee comes in to congratulate Natalie about the baby and is going on about it being half Mcbain and half Buchanan, and how proud Asa would be.  Rene talking to Natalie about Ross and Blair busting up the furniture. Said he must have felt bad because he gave me lots of envelopes with tips for the staff. Natalie, sealed envelopes? Do you have any of those? Rene has one of the maids envelopes.

Ross still working on convincing Todd and Dani that Tea wanted her to be with him. Todd tells him to leave. Dani, How do you know the will is not real? Ross, its real your mom had Eli draw it up. Todd, Oh well in that case if Eli drew it up its legit, certainly. Ross, He was a lawyer. Todd, Is that better or worse than being a killer. Todd, Just admit Rayburn this is a scam you and your brother made up. Ross says the only reason he knew about the will is because they sent him a copy because his name was mentioned in it. That's how he knew Tea died. Todd calls Blair.

Ross tells Dani now they are going to be together forever, finally gonna have the life your mother wanted us to have. Todd, how you gonna pull that off? Your wanted by the Seattle police, last I heard the Washington State Penn is not a great place to raise a kid. Dani, He's right if the cops find you they are going to arrest you. Blair arrives sees Ross. Todd explains what Ross is saying to Blair. Blair said she saw Tea sign the will. Ross, did you read it cause if you had, you would have seen you were mentioned as the emergency guardian if something happens to me. Blair and Todd agree this is a scam. Dani is getting upset. Blair says she doesn't care what the will says she promised Tea, she would be a mother to Dani and that's what she is going to do. Call the cops Todd.

Clint talks Bo and Nora into staying for dessert even thought Nora's soak and wet. Nora wants to stay for the Baked Alaska and she says Clint's trying. Inez says she has to leave. Clint blames Bo for scaring off his date. Bo tells Clint, Inez is a grown woman and can make up her own mind, maybe he'd have better luck if he didn't ask her boss to stick around. Bo pushes Nora to leave, Clint says what about the baked alaska? Bo, I don't want. Nora we could stay I'm almost dry. LOL she wants that baked Alaska.

Rex enters restaurant. Asks if they know where Vickers is tells them Kelly hired him. Clint's worried now. They say they don't know where Vickers is. Nora invites Rex to stay for baked alaska, she says its got flames. Rex, yeah, I love flames. No I can't I'm on the clock. Clint, looks like no ones getting baked alaska so I'm gonna go to. Nora looks to Bo, Flamed Cherries. She's got it bad, like a pregnancy craving. ??? What? Clint chases down Rex and asks him doesn't he think everyone would be better off if Vickers stayed gone. Bo tells Nora she has to stop feeling sorry for Clint. Then he finds out Clint stuck him with the dinner bill. 

Eli is telling Greg about the will and how he switched it. Greg, so what's the deal you two get custody of Dani, sell her back to Todd and split the take? Eli, Something like that. Greg, this isn't  an inheritance. Your playing with someone's life. Exploiting a grief stricken, traumatized young girl someone you claim your brother loves, that you love, and you don't even care. This from Greg? Eli, Don't you think its a little late for moral qualms Dr. after what you did to Tea? Greg, Tea isn't.  Eli, Tea isn't what?  Eli, tells Greg this is all making him/Greg uncomfortable he can leave and be done with him, but it would be a lot smarter to fix him up and he will never bother him again. Eli, How do I know your not just trying to stall me. Greg, first sign when that bomb inside you head explodes. Now I've got to get back to Lanview before anybody notices where I've been. I gotta pay my respects to Tea at a memorial service. Eli, I hope your not trying to play me, you know what will happen if you do.

Kelly comes home, Dorian says the only thing that is going to make her feel better is telling David off. Kelly, maybe you can do that. Kelly suggests role play. Kelly has a big pillow in front of her acting like David and Dorian throws a punch that knocks her down on the bed.

Dani can't believe Todd called the police. Blair tries to calm Dani. Dani tells her dad to run before the police get there. Ross, its time to quite running, he will never turn his back on Dani again. John arrives, Well Rayburn I don't know what you did to get away from the folks in Tahiti but I'm pretty sure it won't work in Seattle. Dani is upset.Todd tells her by the time Ross is out of jail she'll be old enough custody won't be an issue. John's on the phone looking puzzled. Todd, whats the matter John? John tells them all the charges were dropped.  Todd says he kidnapped Blair and Dani, arrest him for that. John there's nothing I can do about that.  They take the cuffs off Ross. Ross to Dani, come on I'm going to take you home.

All My Children Recap Wed, Sept 15, 2010

Krystal talking about David. Narration style while showing other people doing stuff. I hate this narration stuff STOP IT!

Angie learning to use cane.

Davids funeral is today.

No one grieving his loss. Okay here's a thought, David poisoned himself. Haha Jesse just had that thought too. Liza's hair is kinda all over today. She's still trying to nail Ryan. Liza tells Jesse to investigate everyone at party. Jesse, where were you doing the party? Liza turns it on him, what were you doing at the party?

Ryan's reading in the newspaper that David was poisoned. Madison isn't showing any signs of guilt. Madison is implying to Ryan that Greenlee might have poisoned David.

Greenlee goes to talk to Kendall, she tells her to leave. Greenlee says its about Ryan. Kendall says he's no longer a suspect. Greenlee, maybe he is. Kendall still mad at Greenlee doesn't want to see her crocodile tears, tell her to leave. Kendall feeling no love or pity for Greens today.

JR talking to Tad tells him its his fault AJ ran away. Of course Tad tells him it wasn't his fault. They start talking about Dixie and David.

Jake, How will we miss David let me count the ways. I got nothing, nothing. LOL Love Jake

Ryan finds the note Greenlee left. Madison thinks its odd Greenlee just lets herself in and out. Suggests Ryan, her and the kids go on vacation. Jake calls Ryan to see if he wants to come down and toast Davids demise. Ryan turns him down. Tells Madison he still has an uneasy feeling about all this, he wishes he could remember. Madison, you didn't poison David. Ryan, yeah, but maybe I saw who did.

Everyone gathering at Krystals restaurant. Jake's throwing a party. Tad says looks like everyones here lets break out the drinks and toast to the man that made our life a living hell.

Greenlee, Marissa and Krystal are having a closed funeral. Greenlee said David is with Leo, Babe, and Leora now the family that he loved. Maybe he will find the happiness there, that he never found here.

Jesse arrives at party, Liza followed him. She's getting annoying. Says to Jesse, lookie here all his enemies in one room, you gonna celebrate or do your job?

Opal, it isn't right to speak ill of the dead, but maybe in Hayward's case we can make an exception. hehe Everyone is remembering the nasty thing David did to them.

Marissa asks Greenlee if she knows who poisoned her father? Krystal, Liza and Jesse won't stop until they find who did it. Tells Marissa, come on you'll feel better if you eat. You know they are going to walk in on that wake. They walk off, leave Greenlee standing there. David's ghost shows up and says but its not over yet is it? Your afraid Ryan went to my room and poured poison down my throat. Did he do it or did he not, that is the question. Is it possible you shining white knight committed cold blooded premeditated murder? GreenLee has the vial in her purse. What is she nuts carrying that around?

Boy Liza is putting a damper on Jake's party. Tad, David took out more people in this town than all the tornado's combined. He wasn't a martyr, Liza he was lethal. Marissa comes in the door. JR, Pine Valley's a lot better off with out him. Frankie, I say we let him rot, he made my families life a living hell. Everyone continues on. Marissa yells stop it. Krystal wants to know whats going on. Marissa just lowered her father in the ground show some respect. Everyone starts apologizing to Marissa. Marissa leaves. Everyone feels like a heal now. Angie wants to say a prayer for David.

Greenlee arrives at Ryan's says she didn't mean to interupt. Madison, yeah, you said that last time. Greenlee well at least this time you have your clothes on. Ryan, What's going on. Greenlee, I'm really sorry but I need to talk to you. Ryan, can you call me later. Greenlee, it's about who poisoned David. Madison, I'm gonna go for a walk. Ryan, whatever she's gotta say she can say it in front of you. Greenlee,  I prefer to say it in private. In walks Emma, Ryan, your supposed to be a play date. Emma I wanted to make sure you were still here. Ryan assures her he will be there it was all just a mistake. Madison takes Emma to get a cookie. Greenlee, tells Ryan it can wait to have a cookie with Emma and Madison. Greenlee leaves pulls the vial out again puts it back in purse. Well Greenlee's been carrying that vial around got her fingerprints all over it now.

I'm still thinking Madison killed David. I couldn't figure out where she could get the digitalis from, but then I remembered, she lived with Frankie for a while, she could have stole it from him or she could have stole it from the hospital when Ryan was sick. As to motive? She probably has less real motive than anyone else in town, but she did bring up David trying to make her sleep with Ryan, that's real torture now isn't it. Maybe she blames David for Ryan's head injury even though that really wasn't Davids fault. I'm thinking the show will use her as a scape goat so they can put Ryan and Greenlee back together again.

There are plenty of other suspects but right now I'm leaning towards Madison.

Young & Restless Recap, Wed Sept 15, 2010

Victoria getting ready for Chance's funeral, gets a call from Vance telling her charges are dropped.

Nikki talks to Victor. He tells her he had the charges dropped. Nikki, Why did you put the blame on Victoria? Victor, Cause I wanted her to learn never to trust a man like Billy Abbott. Nikki, the only lesson she learned was not to never trust her father again.

Jack trying to convince Abby to continue with suit. Jack tells Abby he doesn't want to see her jumping through hoops like Victors other children. Abby, I won't go up against him, he's ruthless. Jack, your going to regret this when he has control of your life again. Abby, you know what, maybe now that he is on the out's with Victoria, kissing up to him will work. I can't do it your way.

Tucker, Sofia, & Neil at Gloworm  Sofia wrote a proposal about ethanol, Neil picks it apart. Malcolm walks up. Tucker says Sofia thinks out of the box, she is a risk taker and Neil has one of the finest business minds he's ever encountered. He needs the two of them to work together, has a project coming up in Miami and he wants them both on it. Tells them to play nice and leaves. Prediction Neil is going to fall in love with Sofia and steal his brothers girl, this is going to be good. Malcolm and Neil start going around, same ole stuff. Sofia pulls Malcolm over to the bar and says this is my fight, let me handle it my way.  Sofia and Neil back at table, Sofia says she won't take his criticisms personally, and in return I'd like a heads up before you eviscerate my work. Neil, I won't pull any punches. Sofia, I don't expect you to, but if you give me a chance maybe we can come up with a solution before I present to Tucker, that we both agree on. Neil who knows maybe we'll end up being friends. Sofia, yeah, I'm not going to hold my breath on that one.

Chloe at Kevin's. He's unplugged the TV said she's watched it for two days. He's going to fix her a healthy breakfast & ordered her to the shower.

Jill tells Nina the DA is crazy if he thinks Chance did anything illegal, you raised an extraordinary son, I wish I had been half the mother you were when my boys were young. Wow another moment of kindness out of Jill, she's on a roll.

Meggie brings Nikki an iced tea. Victor found out the trust fund is frozen and he can't touch it. Nikki, asks if he has heard from Victoria. Victor, not yet I'm sure I will when she hears the news. Nikki, I'm not so sure about that. Victor and Nikki leave, Megge comes in the room and picks up the class of tea that Nikki had a sip of and says what a waste, pulls a mini bottle out of her pocket and says, oh well, baby steps.  I want to know why she's doing this, I think there's more to it than she wants Victor.


People arriving at Chancellors. Vicky and Billy arrive, Billy's holding Dehlia who is fussing. Kevin and  Chloe arrive, Chloe takes Dehlia away from Billy, she waves her finger at the two of them and says this was a horrible idea. Chloe takes the baby upstairs, comes back down. Billy wants to know whats the problem here? Chloe, Victoria can't replace Chance. It's too confusing for Dehlia for her to step in and start playing step mommy. Billy, Victoria is her step mom and she's just trying to be sweet. Victoria, I understand. Kevin pulls Chloe away, she says I'm not apologizing. Kevin, I know you just need a time out. Your a little overwhelmed, you don't handle change that well, just give it a little time and it will be okay. Chloe, I hate when people always say that crap. Its never going to be okay again. It's not going to be okay.

People are telling Chance stories. Murphy says he will be buried at Arlington. Catherine thinks he should be buried in family cemetery.

Victor and Nikki arrive at Catherine's. Victor asks Vicky if she has heard what he has done for her. Vicky, yep I heard. Victor, You don't seem very grateful. Vicky, It doesn't erase what you did at my wedding, it was my wedding day, I'm not going to forgive you for that. Victoria walks away, Nikki walks up. Victor, I'm afraid my daughter isn't in a very forgiving mood. In walks Abby. Victor, I'm surprised to see you here. Abby, I came to show my respect to your friend Catherine. There's something you should know, I'm dropping the lawsuit.

Tucker arrives. Catherine tells him she's glad he's there. Esther comes in with wine for everyone. Nikki eyeballing it like she wants to attack it. Abby tells Victor she wants to work things out without the lawyers. Victor says you becoming the girl I wanted you to be. Jack in background making faces.

Jack tells Tucker, it appears we lost Abby. Tucker, yeah I picked up on that. You know Jack your co CEO of Jabot for one reason, Beauty of Nature, you promised you would deliver to me. Jack, and I will. Tucker, You talk a good game Jack. Excuse me.

Tucker goes to Victor tells him I heard you turned yourself into the feds rather than take my offer. Now your gonna pay that big fat fine. Victor, wheels always turning ole boy. I'm still in control ole boy don't forget it.

Nikki talks to Catherine about the stuff going on. Catherine asks her if she's thinking about drinking, she says of course not. Meanwhile back at the ranch. Meggie is unloading mini bottles.

Victor tells Catherine to be careful of Tucker to watch him carefully.

Tucker making friends with Abby. Tucker tells her don't give up on the Naked Heiress.

Billy is worried about Chloe latching onto somebody that is bad for her.

Esther asks Chloe to move back, Chloe yells at her. I don't want to live here, I don't want your damn appetizers, why don't you just get the hell off my back and walks out.

Jill tells Jack she used to work with Tucker, she wouldn't get to invested in Jabot if she was him.

Victor, tells Jack Abby dropped her lawsuit, in other words your attempt to get at me has failed again. Jack, after what you did to Colleen, I would never use Abby to get to you. Although I'm sure your paranoia would never allow you to believe that. Victor, maybe next time you'll listen when I tell you to watch your step. Don't ever interfere with my family they will always come back to me. Jack, After what you put Victoria through, I don't see that happening anytime soon. Nikki comes up, says her headache is getting worse, she wants to go home.

Tucker congratulates Vicky and Billy, says he's sorry she had to spend her wedding night in the pokey. Victoria, yeah, no thanks to you. Tucker, just doing business, have you thought about whats next for you? Offers her a job at Jabot.

Jill makes a really nice toast to Chance. Catherine gets dizzy almost falls in the floor.

Kevin and Chloe get back to apartment. Chloe, I just wish my mom would quit picking at me. Kevin, you should just admit whats bothering you. Chance is gone, forever, you need to grieve. Chloe, will you please just get out of my face. Kevin, wow look how mad you are. Chloe, I'm not angry. Kevin, why not you should be furious at Chance for cheating on you and Heather for seducing him, and yourself for sleeping with Ronan. Chloe, back off. Kevin, and you never even had a chance for closure because Chance was gone, and you seen his body all bloody that's gotta be haunting. Chloe, shut up, shut up, shut up. Kevin that's it Chloe cry, scream, punch a pillow, do something, punch me cause if you don't your going to exploded. Chloe, Are you happy now, are you happy. Thank you Dr. Freud. Now go to hell. Exits room.

Nikki tells Victor Abby is playing him. Victor I don't want to discuss that now. He leaves room. Nikki, no of course you don't. Nikki eyeballing the bottle of booze, pours a drink and then pours it back into bottle. Meggie in back ground watching. Meggie comes in offers to get her something. Nikki asks for iced tea.

General Hospital Recap Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Johnny and Sonny still in station trying to work out an agreement. Johnny tells Claire he wants to amend his statement. Johnny leaves, Sonny's free asks Claire to dinner at his house. Clair goes to dinner. Sonny asks her if she's wearing a wire. LOL Claire eats and says she's leaving. Tells Sonny she's no longer in a position to prosecute him anymore, so there's no reason for him to try and seduce her. Oh GEEZ, she said the same thing before then was going to prosecute him for shooting Johnny. She wanted his baby now what she doesn't? She's making my head spin.  Sonny says he can think of one. He kisses her says he wants to see where they can take this. She thanks him and leaves.
 
Suzanne is calling Jason about Brenda. Who is this Suzanne? Is she more than an assistant? like a relative or something? Jason's going to rescue Brenda. Spinelli is calling Brenda "The Divine One" he wants to go with Jason. Sam's outside Jason's door, hears Spinelli going on about Jason rescuing Brenda and rekindling their love, trying to talk his way into going.  She says she understands Spinelli lives in a fantasy world most of the time.

Brenda is going to be on the cover of Crimson. Carly ain't happy, she thinks Jax putting Brenda on the cover is like running after her. Jax is rethinking the cover. Kate wants Brenda on the cover. Kate thinks Jax should go for it with Brenda.  Carly says Sonny, Jax and Jason all belong to her in different ways, and she will not be sharing. LOL Wouldn't want her on my bad side. 

Kate is visiting Coleman. Patrick came in, and there's Lisa, never far behind. Robin comes in and has fight with Patrick. I think Lisa is buying it. Steve comes in Robin wants his help. Robin wants Steve to play along, Steve doesn't think its a good idea. Lisa thinks Robin is trying to make Patrick jealous and that things are working out for the best.

Brenda's breaking up with Murphy.

Dante comes home brings Lulu flowers. Dante tells Lulu Sonny and Johnny worked out a deal and there will be peace in the kingdom. I doubt that.

I Want A Soap Where ....

A couple stays married forever.

Soaps used to do this. You know Joe and Ruth on All My Children, Tom and Alice on Days of Our Lives, I think Edward and Lila on General Hospital. There have been a few couples over the years that have lasted. Didn't you dream as a little girl or boy to grow up and be married to the same person forever? 

The only couple I can think of that is left are Joe and Ruth on All My Children, and except for special occasions they are retired to Florida and aren't on the show anymore. 

I want my soaps to start developing a couple now, to fall in love either at first sight or hate each other first then fall in love, I don't care how they work it out I just want them to fall in love, get married and stay married forever. Gay, straight I don't care I just want a couple that stays married.

I mean the couple can still have bumps in the road, but I want them to work it out. I want that dream. For those of you that say it doesn't happen in the real world, all the more reason to have it in a soap, maybe if people have an example to follow they would work harder to stay together in real life. If people are having a rough real life, they can watch a happy couple and have hope.

Soaps aren't real! I love them, don't get me wrong. I love that there is a new episode every day and very seldom a rerun. BUT, soaps have writers, that get paid to be imaginative. So imagine that there is a couple that can work anything out and make it happen. Have the big family holiday dinners where everyone comes together and has a good day, no matter what else has happened the rest of the week.

Take All My Children for example, where's the anchor family of the show? I mean it's called All My Children. The Chandlers are spread out everywhere. Haley and Mateo are gone. You could bring them back, but I'm guessing Kelly and Mark aren't available, and its hard to imagine someone else playing them. The Cortlandt' s are all gone except Caleb. Every time the Kane women get together for a family meal its pretty much guaranteed a disaster and none of them have stay married, except Bianca whose now separated.

There's a possibility with the Hubbard family. They could have Angie & Jessie grow old together, be the anchor family. They have both been married to other people, but I could forgive that, since they have always remained in love, and their separation was beyond their control. (Well kind of) The family has a long history on the show. They have a family going now that would make for some nice family dinners. They have Frankie and Randi who could also be a couple to stay married forever, have some babies. Need to feel a little more love there, but it could work. Get Natalia married with some babies, got the new baby on the way.  They have laid some good ground work, and you have Jessie and Angie to help them through the rough patches, like when Frankie had his hand surgery and Angie gave Randi guidance. The more I think about it, the more I think the Hubbard's are a good candidate's for the long time couple and anchor family.

I think my other soaps are going to have to start from scratch. So come on my soap writers earn your keep get imaginative!

I WANT MY DREAM !

One Life To Live Recap, September 14, 2010

Bo and Nora discuss Dorian's absence. Evidently she is supposed to be there at a budget meeting. Bo, does that mean this just turned into date night. Inez, I'm sorry I'm late. Bo is confused. Inez, got a note that said meet Mr.Buchannan at The Palace for dinner. Bo, I didn't leave a note. Clint walks up, it was me. You know he is up to no good, guess he's trying to be Asa. They send Inez off with Clint.

Eli, wants Greg to be his doctor, says he has more work to do in Lanview. Greg is checking out head wound, Eli wants drugs, Greg says no they will mask the symptoms, head wound is the least of his problems. Eli can't pass simple brain tests. Said President is Carter. Greg tells him he has a subdural hematoma. Eli, I'm not going to die from a bruise. Greg, no you'll die from the build up of pressure in your skull which will cause severe brain damage, at that point death would probably be a relief. You can't take a pill and make this go away, at the very least you need monitored you could need brain surgery, a craniotomy.

Ross shows up at Todd's tells Dani, it's okay daddy's here. Ya'll know Todd is thrilled. Todd calls Bo to tell him he has a fugitive for him, doesn't get him. Dani begs him to put down phone. Ross claims to not know what was going on with Eli. Todd, somebody break out a violin, or a Ukulele. Ross, now I'm all alone. Dani, you have me. Todd, okay that's enough please get the hell out of my house. LOL I can't believe he said please. Ross, I'm not going anywhere without my daughter. Todd and Ross go back and forth over whose the real baby daddy.  Ross says laws on his side and Tea put it there. Ross, Your mom wanted you with me. Dani, How can you say that? Todd, yea how can you say what Tea wanted? Ross, I have her will. Ross gives a copy to Todd.  Tells Dani her mom knew what she really needed was to be with the one person who really loved her as much as she did and that's me not Todd.

Eli, if you insist do it now. Greg, first I need to take you blood pressure. Eli, getting out of bed, you don't need to do that cause I can tell you right now its really high from you jerking me around. Greg, your not helping this. You need to calm down get back into bed. You need to stop moving around, you don't understand its a miracle you even made it here. Eli, You don't understand I need to get on a plane tomorrow at the latest. Greg, do you know what will happen inside your skull at 30,000 feet. No.Your not getting on that plane. Whatever you need to take care of back in the states will have to wait. Eli, that's what this is all about you are trying to stop me from going back to Lanview. Eli, wants to know how long it will take to fix him up, he needs to get back to Lanview to collect. His brother is about to come into something very valuable. 

Dorian is still held up in her room. Kelly is giving her a pep talk trying to get her to go to her meeting. Kelly tells Dorian she wants her up in her power suit with spike heels in five minutes or she's the next cover story for the Sun. Shut in Mayor, shuns city complete with pictures of her wandering the house with a trail of stray kittens. Dorian, I don't have a cat. Kelly, we're the Sun do you think we're above doctoring pictures to make a point. Dorian, When did you get so relentless and heartless. Kelly, excuse me? Who turned off the phone and brought you butterscotch ice cream and raspberry vodka for three days? Both sound good, I don't know about together though.

Christian and Layla discuss wedding. Layla wants to have the wedding later. She needs to be in Paris next week, and can't plan a wedding that fast. She wants a full year to be bridezilla. Christian, truth I'd marry you in the parking lot right now. I miss Antonio, he's had a long enough break, time to come back to work. Christian and Layla are going to chat every night and see each other once a month rotating places. They get champagne to celebrate.  Layla tells Gigi she should take Chris' art class.

Gigi taking calculus, thought it would be easy. LOL  Also taking philosophy. Gigi's ready to quit. Gigi says she is a 6 pack of beer and a strip mall girl. The young kids are intimidating her. Rex says she'll regret it in ten years. She decides she'll stay in school.

Dorian has arrived at The Palace. They are discussing the budget and Dorian imagines Bo saying to Nora, can you believe my handsome young son married to that? Dorian jumps up, How dare you! But at least you finally showed your true natures. I heard you. Bo, what? Nora, what just happened here? Dorian imagining again. Bo, well at least the old bat's hearing still works, do you believe I was almost her father in law? Nora, you so dodged the bullet. Dorian that is it! Throws a drink on Nora and Bo. Bo, What the hell got into you! Dorian you don't deserve to have me in your family! Kelly comes and tells Dorian lets go. Dorian, I was just fine until your handsome son and his lying face came at me and lured me back, and he did nothing but stomp on my heart, my very soul. Excuse me what are you all starring at, I hope you enjoyed the show. To the crowd at The Palace.

Inez, that poor woman do you think she is going to be okay. Clint, hard to say it runs in the family all the Kramer women are a little loosely packed if you know what I mean. It was only a matter of time before Dorian became unraveled too.

Inez and Clint go over to Bo and Nora's table. Clint you leaving already? Nora, I'm soaked. Bo, Dorian's lost her mind. Clint, there's breaking news. Nora, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell happened. Bo, we were discussing budget numbers and she just snapped. Inez, she seemed to have a broken heart. Clint, That poor old girl. Bo, Really? Your son really did a number on her. Bo, It takes two. Clint, it only took one to run away. Clint, Bo you gotta face it David Vickers is worthless trash always has been always will be.

Kelly, you've been banned from The Palace. Dorian, oh banned from The Palace, by a former hooker and madam, how do these things happen. LOL  Dorian going back to bed. Kelly, you get butterscotch ice cream or raspberry vodka you choose. Dorian keeps reading about David Vickers online. I think Clint is posting the info. He is standing at The Palace says he's updating his My Face Page.

Kelly goes to Rex and asks him to find David.

Young & Restless Recap, September 14, 2010

Everyone grieving over Chance.

A man from the military arrived to speak to Nina. Sgt Goldman said he fought with Chance in Iraq. Chance is entitled to a military funeral either there or in Arlington. Sgt Goldman tells Nina & Philip how his leg was blown off by an IED, that Chance carried him 12 miles and saved his life.

Owen shows up with a warrant to search the Chancelors'.  Philip tells Owen my son will be buried with military honors. Owen, nevertheless, we are going to search his room. Guess he'll plant more drugs. Police are destroying Chances room making rude remarks like I knew Chance was too good to be true all while Nina is standing there. Jerks, Owen does actually tell them to go search another room.

Chris shows up at house again, Paul tells her to leave.

Abby calls Jack, shes freaking out says after what he did to Victoria what do you think he'll do to me? Jack, Can you imagine the headlines? Newman sisters in the same cell. LOL

Victors dissolving Abby's trust. Adviser tells him if he does this he'll be losing considerable tax assets. Victor, if my daughter gets a hold of these assets there will be nothing left to protect.  Abby shows up to see Jack and swears someone is following her. Really scared of Victor but says game on!.

Billy bails Victoria out. Victoria going to see Victor. Round and Round same ole stuff, Victor will have charges dropped if she ends her marriage. She'd better tell him to take a hike. Victor questions how well Victoria knows Billy, brings up his gambling, all the women he slept with, says how many other children has he fathered. Victoria, I do not want you near my children and you are not welcome in my home! EXIT You go girl. Hope she stays away this time.

Daniel and Lily talk. General chit chat. Then Daniel almost admits he likes Abby.

Philip tries to convince Cane not to go back to Australia.

Jill apologizes to Billy for her behavior. Said she could tell how much he loved Victoria when he made the fifty yard dash to the car. Billy, good thing the judge could keep up. I saw Victor, he thinks he did the right thing. Victoria can't get through to him, I can't get through to him.  Jill, Really, we'll see about that. Ut oh who knows with Jill.

Daniel and Abby chit chat. Daniel asks if shes scared, wants to know if Vance is giving them a family discount. Abby, Uncle Jack said he will handle my dad. Daniel, you are so screwed. LOL Jack is great but it when it comes to Victor he kind of freaks out. He might be using you there. Abby I'm using him too. Daniel, this isn't a game look what happened to Summer she almost got killed when he went after Jack. This guy doesn't pull any punches not even with family members. Jack can't protect you. Abby, I just want my trust fund. Daniel, are you sure its worth it? Abby, why do you care? Daniel, I don't, no reason. He leaves.

Philip and Chris talk. Chris wishes she could do it all differently. Philip, you can't you can't take the pain away.

Nina, the very day I find the son I lost, I lose the son I love. It's not right, it's not fair.

Catherine has been ordered to stay in bed.

Cane lies to Lily and tells her its safe to go to Australia. He just doesn't want to leave her and the kids right now.

Jill goes to see Victor. Jill tells Victor she doesn't want to see the kids, married anymore than he does, but given yesterday with Chance, I can't justify standing in their way. Victor, given the circumstances I understand how you feel. Jill, I lost my grandson I don't want to lose my son. Victoria married Billy and their pregnant, so what its not the end of the world, if I can deal with that so can you. Victor, that marriage is going to end up being a disaster, they don't belong together. Jill, but they don't feel that way and its their lives. Victor, I'm doing this for Victoria's sake. She doesn't know that now but in time she'll understand. Jill, what kind of father has his pregnant daughter arrested. Victor, I think its time for you to go. Jill, I would give anything to have Chance back and I don't know if my relationship with Philip will ever heal. Your risking the love of your daughter and grandchild. Victor, thank you for coming by Jill, again my condolences.

Victor has flashback of Victoria telling him he's not welcome in her home, looks at newspaper picture of Victoria in police car. He picks up phone calls Agent Craig and tells someone to tell Agent Craig that Victor Newman is willing to make a deal, it was I who bribed the Japanese official not my daughter.

Victoria and Billy are getting their rings tattooed on the tattoo guy turns all red in the face and starts choking. Billy, No! No! your not doing this again. Tattoo guy, Gotcha! Billy takes Victoria home carries her over threshhold.

Heather tells Nina she has been reinstated and has asked to prosecute Ronan. Nina, I hope he goes to jail for the rest of his life.

Victor finds out Vance has gotten an injunction so Victor can't touch the trust. I wondered why he didn't do that in the beginning since they were claiming mismanagement of funds. Vance calls and tells Jack, Victor can't do anything. Then Abby walks up and says she changed her mind, she wants out of the lawsuit.

Humphrey, hears something outside, Lily goes to window doesn't see anything. Someones out there, they must of followed Phillip. 

Esther, they took Chances computer. Nina, is that really necessary? Owen, everything will be returned to you once Ronan is prosecuted. Heather I'm glad your here, we may have found evidence linking Ronan and Chance to the drug ring. Heather, no not Chance. Nina, Outrageous I will never believe it. Paul, Chance is not a drug dealer. Owen,  Chance and Ronan were dealing to the inmates, and I'm going to find a way to prove it. Nina, Chance is dead why are you doing this? Owen, your other son is very much alive, and its my job to prosecute criminals. I'm very sorry for your loss. Nina, Heather isn't there something you can do about this?

Chris goes to see Ronan. Ronan, tells Chris he was cornered he had no choice.

All My Children Recap September 14, 2010

JR's still looking for AJ. AJ went upstairs to his room and disappeared. JR and Annie looking for him, calling his friends. JR goes to Caleb's to see if Marissa is there, tells Krystal AJ is missing and Marissa won't answer his calls. Annie finds Marissa at Krystal's restaurant. Marissa wants to know if Annie was with JR when AJ went missing. LOL She wasn't.

Krystal invites Caleb to dinner with promise of no interruptions, but not tonight she has to got to board meeting.

Angie is getting ready for the board meeting. Natalia, Jessie, Frankie, and Randi there. They all say prayer before going to meeting.

Greenlee finds out from Coroner that David was poisoned with Digitalis, lethal dose. Hum, Greenlee access to Davids medical bag, Still have Frankie and Jake with access to drugs, and Angie if she was faking being blind for the day, I still think Madison did something. Greenlee goes to jail to tell Ryan he didn't kill David. Ryan says to Greenlee, wait who poisoned him? Ryan, looks like we are both going to be okay. Greenlee tells Ryan, Bianca and Kendall hate her after she told them what she did. Tad comes in tells Greenlee he needs her. Greenlee tells Tad David was poisoned, he started laughing, then apologizes. Tad tells Greenlee there's damage control that needs doing. Greenlee says let me help. Tad, you'll speak on Angie's behalf? Greenlee, David's. I owe him. I want this hospital to be his legacy, David was a brilliant surgeon that saved my life, and I want the entire world to remember that. 


Board member, According to Dr. Haywards letter you've been practicing medicine without disclosing your condition, which could expose this hospital to untold lawsuits and financial loss, from which we could never recover. This hearing has been called to address these allegations and determine if the charges are serious enough to warrant your dismissal. Is there anything you would like to say?

Angie, There was a time when people thought being handicapped was if you were a woman or African American. I've been facing preconcieved notions all my life, but I have never ever let them hold me back. Board Member, according to Dr. Hayward you knowingly put patients at risk. Angie, Well, someone always had my back I never attended patients alone. Board member, Are you saying other Drs. helped to cover this up? Angie explains in the beginning it was only brief episodes.  Board member, but you continued to treat patients? Angie, You know with all due respect, I will never let a handicap prevent me from being the best Dr I can be, now I was infected at this hospital trying to save a young boys life, and I would do it all over again. As drs we willing accept risk to save lives, and that is what I did. Board member, When you could see? Angie, right now I'm legally blind, but I'm learning to cope with this challenge so I can still be a Dr, to be Chief of this hospital, and I would not be fighting to keep my job here if I didn't believe that with every fiber of my being, that I am still as fine a Dr as I ever was. I'm a healer, and you can take away my sight but you can never take away that.

Jake, presents letters from patients, patients family's and staff and gives his two cents. Amanda presents petition signed by hundreds of people who want Angie to stay.  Madison says she might have ended up homeless without Angies' help. Opal had problems with heart Angie saved her. Angie sees with her heart. Brot says he had a bad attitude but she didn't let that get in way. Bianca, tells how she saved Miranda. Randi says an abused hooker gets the same kind of treatment as everyone else. Natalia, talks about her mothers cancer. Frankie talks about hand surgery and how Angie encouraged him to be a Dr.

Board member, says Dr Hayward sent a letter to the board that caused concern. They ask Jake to read it. (I've put Jake's commentary while reading the letter in purple) Angie says she can't believe all the petitions and letters, she has never felt so loved. Tells them they can all leave board could take a while. They say they will camp out here if they have too. Board comes back in.The decision was unanimous pending review for condition and performance Dr. Hubbard  will remain as chief of staff  Jake, I'll tell you right now whatever is in this letter, Board cuts him off. Jake, It has come to my attention that Dr Angela Hubbards' behavior has not only been unprofessional but a potential and serious threat to this facility. She has endangered patients put the hospital at risk for multiple lawsuits and failed to honor the Hippocratic oath. That's ridiculous. Board, just read the letter. Dr Hubbard has lied about her own medical condition, a condition which puts patients in a very real jeopardy. That's just not good English.  Her lies with repeated failure to cooperate with the board, I think he means cooperate with him. threatens the very survival of this hospital.  The only threat here is was David himself. David was pathologically jealous of Angie, she had a great family, he didn't, people love Angie, deeply love Angie, he was universally hated, Angie practices medicine with respect & genius. David's license was stripped away from him I'm just saying this is trash. As part owner of this hospital I feel it is my duty to bring Angela Hubbards' irresponsibility to light and make sure punitive action is taken. Yours truly, David Hayward. blah blah blah Board says they will deliberate. I guess that's one more promise to Greenlee broken. David promised to leave Angie and Jake alone when they bought the hospital.

Greenlee arrives before board leaves and says as owner of the hospital I would like to address the board before they make a final decision. Greenlee, I understand David's concern, but Angie would never ever put a patient at risk. I know that because I was her patient, she saved my life. Whatever infractions Angie might be guilty of, there is no one that can provide the hospital with the leadership it needs, during these difficult times. It's true she and my husband were constantly at war over this place but even David would agree the most important mission here is to save lives, and Dr Hubbard has saved hundreds. Thank you.

Angie says she can't believe all the petitions and letters, she has never felt so loved. Tells them they can all leave board could take a while. They say they will camp out here if they have too. Board comes back in. The decision was unanimous pending review for condition and performance Dr. Hubbard  will remain as Chief of Staff.

Krystal & Caleb, Annie & JR look for AJ Annie sees AJ's toy truck. finds him hiding in bushes. Annie asked him what happened, AJ whispers something in her ear. Marissa and JR arrive. JR asks Annie if AJ said anything about why he took off. Annie, he said he heard you two fighting about him. JR and Annie back home. JR says Marissa says its all his fault asks Annie is he like Adam? AJ asks Marissa if he can stay with her tonight. Annie tells JR he is not his father. They look at each other longingly. Jr says he has to leave, stops at door and looks back. OH GROSS! Don't like these two together.

Madison is at Ryan's getting him clothes. Ryan walks in the door and announces he didn't do it he's free.
Ryan tells Madison about Davids poisoning says after all the people David's poisoned, its like instant karma. Madison, I'm just glad your free. Now I can prove how incredible I am. Madison and Ryan making out, Madison stops him and says they have to go get Emma.

Greenlee lets herself into Ryans apartment. No one there, she leaves a letter on the coffee table. Calls Ryans attorney to see if Ryan is with him he tells her he called Madison. There is a black jacket on  a chair. Greenlee picks it up and an empty vial of digitalis falls out. UM HUM Madison

Boy they sure made up today for the lack of nothing yesterday.

Survivor Nicaragua Starts Tomorrow - Contestant List

Its almost time, show starts tomorrow, the buzz has started.

You can follow Jeff Probst on Twitter @JeffProbst and/or he'll be blogging at ew.com

Here's the line up:

Alina Wilson, 23, Downey, CA  Art student

Ben "Benry" Henry, 24, Los Angeles, CA Club Promoter, running two businesses.

Brenda Lowe, 27, Miami, FL   Paddleboard Company Owner, beauty queen

Chase Rice, 24, Fairview, NC  Pro Race Car Jackman, Yes Nascar!

Dan Lembo, 63, Watermill, NY Real Estate Executive

Holly Hoffman, 44, Eureka, SD Swim Coach

Jane Bright, 56, Jackson Springs, NC Dog Trainer

Jill Behm, 43, Erie, PA ER Doctor

Jimmy Johnson, 67, Islamorada, FL  Former NFL Coach

James "Jimmy T" Tarantino, 48, Gloucester, Mass Commercial Fisherman

Jud Birza, 21, Venice, CA Student

Kelly Bruno, 26, Durham, NC Medical Student UNC, Amputee, Father killed in earthquake in Haiti.

Kelly Shinn, 20, Mesa, AZ, Pre-med/Nursing Student in Hawaii, homecoming queen.

Marty Piombo, 48, Mill Valley, CA Technology Executive

NaOnka Mixon, 27, Los Angeles, CA PE Teacher

Matthew "Sash" Lenahan, 30, New York, NY Luxury NY Real Estate Broker, one of the youngest brokers ever on Wall Street.

Shannon Elkins, 30, Lafayette, LA Pest Control Company Owner. Pet Peeves: Dumb people. LOL

Tyrone Davis, 42, Inglewood, CA Fire Captain

Wendy DeSmidt-Kohlhoff, 48, Fromberg, MT, Goat Rancher, LT Colonel in Army, Nurse

Yve Rojas, 41, Kansas City, MO Homemaker

Looks like they've lined up some real characters, should be interesting.

Soaps Today, September 13, 2010

Young & Restless

I don't think the way Victoria was thrown into the car was too respectful. Ok, so did they sign the license before the vows ? or is this going to be a loop hole for Victor? Deacon always seems to get lucky when Nicks around. LOL That dress Phyllis is wearing sure is shiny! You go Nikki, tell Victor off good! Still can't believe he'd do that to his own daughter. Nikki kinda looks like she's been drinking, and like she wants too.

Boy Owen sure was quick to turn on Ronan. Nina is breaking my heart. Chance dying, whole different atmosphere on this show compared to when David died on AMC. Oh, Nina talking about Iraq & Chance is making me cry. I sure am glad Murphy is there for Catherine. I like him so much.Give it to Ronan Chloe!

Billy cracks me up, he sure isn't afraid of Victor is he. The look on Nikki's face is cracking me up. Ouch! Victor. I think Victoria needs to do the tough love thing and walk away from Victor.

OMG Cricket! First you make a play on her man, then you get her son killed. WHY would she let you help her?

Heather and Chloe friends? Just like on AMC, I'd like that.

All My Children

I want to know who Asher is already! Ok, so how did Asher know Bianca was sending the "Nerd Army"? I think they deserved a better name than Nerd Army.

I still want to know where Madison was during the party. She disappeared and she's already killed one man.

Why does Kendall lie to Zach? She knows she's going to get caught.

I nailed it! I said either someone spiked the drinks (Maybe Greenlee) or Madison did something. Maybe Madison spiked the drinks, Frankie or Jake both have access to drugs. ????????

Ut oh, AJ missing. If David weren't on a table in the morgue I would suspect him! Who's the new bad guy gonna be?

Boy not much new there today.

One Life To Live

Eli's alive, no surprise there, but I really thought that was him outside Todd's house and he doesn't look like he's that mobile right now, so Ross must be with him.

Maybe Tea got her sight back and she's wondering around.

John McBain is not only sexy, but smart too!  He is so onto Eli. This Natalie questioning is stupid, Natalie is not that naive and she's not pregnant enough to say pregnancy destroyed her brain cells.

Vivian sex talk with Destiny is a riot! Her mother asked Vivian to talk to her. Poor Shaun! LOL

Brody, what a slime you are. You needed to come clean, before you asked her to marry you! I used to like Brody, I'm losing all respect. Grow some boy!

Can't believe Ross just walks in there. Isn't there a warrant out for his arrest?

General Hospital

Claire needs to make up her mind either she wants to have Sonny's baby or she wants to put him in jail. What's it gonna be ? This back and forth is making me nuts. I say reproduce those dimples!

I said I saw a road crew worker in the background. I just thought it was Michael.

Almost feel sorry for this road crew guy.

Yea, right this truce ain't gonna last long at all.

I am still not feeling the love for this Brenda character. Seems to be pretty stupid if you ask me. Why's she keep going out alone if she knows people are trying to kill her.

I'm ready for some Max and Diane, and a girls night. But the girls are kinda a mess right now and Elizabeth is gone. Maybe Alexis and Diane can go hang with the lumberjack guys again. LOL