Young & Restless Recap August 31, 2010

Time for Phyllis to get even. She's working on her new blog, The Real Home Wreckers of Genoa City.

Ashley and Lauren at spa, Ashley signed over half of Fenmore's to Jill. Jill's already making changes. I smell a fight coming on. Ashley arrives at Fenmore's, goes in her office and Jill has moved a desk in, said she is entitled to half of the office. Ashley goes back to the spa to work. Must be nice. Finds out Jill canceled a meeting. Ut oh now Jill is at the spa. Lauren says she's messing with wrong woman, having some kind of phone texting battle or something. Lauren puts Jills hand in goo. Now they are in the sauna making it over steam. Lauren rips Restless Style Magazine in half and gives it to Jill saying halves all the way. Jill and Lauren walking around spa fighting, kinda comical.


Nikki pouring herself a drink. Op, just a dream. Nikki goes to spa and meets up with Ashley. Discuss Victor and Nikki getting married. Rehashing old stuff, Ashley is happy for the two of them. 
 

Vitoria and Mac on yoga mats, Chloe arrives. Chloe sees Victoria's tattoo of  Billy on her back. Mac defends Billy and Victoria to Chloe. Phyllis sitting outside yoga class listening. 

Now Chloe at coffee shop, runs into Heather says no matter how many times she tells Chance to stay away from this case he won't listen. Chloe, well maybe you should try and talk to him when your not naked or horizontal. LOL Chloe said I tried to tell him not to cheat on me he didn't listen. Chloe tells Heather she returned Chances ring. Heather says Ronan is a pig, and Chloe just uses him to make Chance jealous. Heather tells Chloe she'll probably be much happier with Ronan.

Victoria talking to Ashley at the spa, tells her her and Billy bought a house. Ashley says its a bold move, your fathers shadow looms, but once your out from under it, its a huge sense of accomplishment.

Phyllis takes Summer to park, runs into Sharon. Tells Sharon if she wants to shack up with Nick, don't include her daughter. Sharon has moved out of tack house, tells Phyllis Nick wasn't staying there with her. Phyllis tells Sharon about the blonde bimbo Nick was making out with at the bar.

Nikki goes to talk to Catherine is talking about her urge to drink. Nikki thinks the dream about drinking is a message she shouldn't remarry Victor.  Nikki says Victor is a part of her soul. Catherine tells Nikki to get married stay married find a new hobby other than divorce.  Where the heck is Murphy?

Now Abby at spa with Ashley. Abby says she wouldn't cross the street for a guy, because of Ashley ??? Ahsley said the stuff that happened with Victor was because of Adam. Abby, its because of all the other ones, she is not going to make decisions based on a man. No man will turn her into arm candy. Ashley says she won't let it happen again. Abby, what if the man in your life can't be trusted. Oh, you mean like Tucker?

Phyllis now at coffee shop with Chloe. Phyllis, wasn't ease dropping but heard you having a heated conversation with assistant district attorney. Chloe, yea about how my engagement got broken off. Phyllis, sorry about that. Chloe, I guess it means all nice guys can't be trusted. Phyllis, so I guess you just go for the guy that's up front about being a jerk. If you do that please don't whimper and whine about being disappointed and then pretend like your being all brave about it. I hate women like that. Chloe, okay what did I say. Phyllis, Nothing , nothing, I'm just so tired of patsy's and pollyanna's, put your big girl pants on and get going,  do something about it. That's what I'm doing. Ohhhh Phyllis' revenge is gonna be sweet.

Chloe calls Ronan, leaves message she wants to see him.  Phyllis send new blog link to everyone.

Nov Chloe, Heather, and Sharon are at the spa. Abby calling camera crew, everyone gets text about Phyllis' blog. The Real Home Wreckers of Genoa City. Phyllis arrives at spa, everyone reading comments from blog. Everyone thinks the blog comments are about them and are giving Phyllis crap, except Abby who requests if Phyllis is going to talk about her that she link to her page. LOL

Nikki goes home and asks Meggie to make her another delicious smoothie.

Someone at the store buying a pregnancy test. Hum??? Heather?,  Mac?, Victoria? Wonder who it will be? Oh, Maybe Ashley.

Who Do You Think Is Going To Win Big Brother 12?

I think Regan is going to be gone this week, which leaves, Brittany, Enzo, Lane, and Hayden.

I think Lane and Hayden are afraid Enzo has too many friends and he is too well liked for them to beat in a final two scenario. So he will probably be voted out next unless, he wins HOH which the way things have been going is unlikely.

I'm not sure Lane is ready to vote Brittany out. I think he's sweet on her and he WILL have a vote next week because he can't play for HOH.

If Lane or Hayden take Brittany to the final two she has all the POV and HOH wins in her favor. Although I think if one of them take Brittany to the final two, Rachel and Brendon would probably vote for either Lane or Hayden over Brittany.  And in order for Brittany to be in the final two Lane will have to send Hayden out or vice versa, I don't know if either of them could do it.

Who knows how Cathy will vote? Regan would probably vote for Brittany over Lane or Hayden.

Matt on one hand I would think would vote for one of the brigade members, but on the other hand, he is a big fan of the show and if Brittany's up there, he could vote based on competition wins, or now that he's been voted out maybe he got mad about it. AND Matt could be psycho in two weeks after being in the jury house with Rachel & Brendon.

I hope we get to see some of the jury house this week to see what the mindset is. Usually there is someone I want to win. This season not so much.

Ohhhh! I can't make up my mind.

General Hospital Recap Monday August 30, 2010

Lisa runs out in front of Robins Car. Robin jumps out of car says are you okay? Lisa says you tried to kill me. Yeah right! Psycho Bitch  Robin tells the police Lisa just jumped out in front of her car. Patrick just standing there, says he didn't see the accident. They get to the hospital Steve tells Robin Lisa filed a complaint against her because of the locker. Lisa tells Mac she slept with Patrick and Robin ran her down on purpose. Time for Anna to come kick some Lisa butt! Mac needless to say is mad at Patrick. Mac says Lisa is doing an excellent job of making Robin look disturbed and dangerous.

Sam and Jason still pinned down in fire fight. Lucky comes shooting through the door ??What  Lucky said Sonny was in trouble and Jason wasn't around, so he went looking for him. No gunpowder on Johnny's hand. Sam, Jason, and Lucky working on escape plan, when a blazing bottle comes through window.

Carly and Brook Lynn meet. Carly wants pictures of Brook Lynn and Dante having sex. Brook Lynn, says she didn't have to have sex, Lulu walked in, Lulu's imagination will do it all. Brook Lynn tells Carly Dante and Lulu are broke up they have been fighting every one in the building can hear them. Carly, then it shouldn't be hard to get a recordings. Brook Lynn going on trying to convince Carly to write her a check for 50,000. Carly keeps starting to write the check and stopping, says it bugging her that this all went down while she was out of  town,  then finally says to Brook Lynn who the hell do think your dealing with. Carly says you don't get paid for trying, you get paid for follow through. Brook Lynn threatens to go tell Dante and Lulu that Carly was paying her. Brook Lynn then goes and tells Lulu the truth. Lulu doesn't believe her. Then Carly shows up at Dante's. Lulu says Brook Lynn's lying I just need you to look me in  the eye and tell me the truth. Woah! Carly said Brook Lynn is telling the truth.

Sonny is making arrangements with Bernie to jump bail to Rome. Bernie says Diane is not optimistic. Sonny says Diane likes to say that so she can charge him more. LOL She needs more shoes. Sonny, tell Jason he's trusting him to take care of his children including Dante, and to convince the children that he is doing this to protect them. Olivia shows up. Sonny thinks she is going to accuse him of shooting down an unarmed man. Olivia knows Johnny would not show up unarmed. Olivia leaves, Michael shows up wants to talk to his dad. Michael tells Sonny to run, said he's been to prison, guards and half the inmates hate you. They will try and kill you. Sonny says tell the other kids, how much I love them. I thought there was a road crew worker standing in the back ground when Johnny was shot, I figured it was Michael, but he hasn't said anything.

Diane has now arrived at PCPD. Arraignment is in 5 minutes. (but Bernie needed more time to set up bail money.)

Dante and Lulu discuss the Johnny shooting. Dante believes Sonny, thinks Johnny had a gun. Lulu says she hopes Sonny doesn't let him down.

Brenda/Murphy heading back to Rome. Brenda tells her assistant Suzanne she agreed to marry Murphy. Says she wants to go to Russia this winter. Suzanne said why run from the Russian mob when you can go straight to them. Then questions Brenda about whether Sonny is out of  her system and if she loves Murphy.
Of course Brenda says he is.

One Life to Life Recap Monday August 30, 2010

Greg tells Dani and Todd Tea died. LIE Greg says she died in her sleep last thing she saw was a picture of the two of them. Todd doesn't believe him. (I'm not clear on why Greg is lying for Eli, Eli must have something on him) Greg offers a death certificate, Todd wants to see a body. 

Clint busts into Dorian's bedroom and tells her he brought something from David. (And why did Clint kidnap David?)  Clint recited the note David left Dorian, she wants to know how he knew what was in letter. (OOPs) Clint said he talked to Viki and they were both worried about her. Clint gives Dorian the ring David had for her. Clint said David charged the ring to his account. (What the heck is Clint up too? Ohhhhhh, he knows David had something on Kim, I forgot about that)

Christian and Layla discuss wedding plans, Christian gets something from art department. Christian got a grant and studio, said he never applied for a grant, Layla said she did. Another delivery, big box from Paris, from Layla's favorite designer. She had sketched a wedding dress, she couldn't afford and threw it in a draw, Christian sent it to Adriana who talked to the designer. (Awwww)  Layla called Adriana to thank her and Adriana told her the designer wants Layla to work for him, she'd have to move to Paris.

Kelly, Rex and John agree Eli took Blair to Tahiti. John knows Ross is alive. Johns going to talk to Bo to have the police go to Ross' house.

(Isn't the guy playing Ross now the old AJ from GH?) Blair and Eli are married. Blair wants to get back home for Dani, Eli says they can't leave before tonight. Ross picks up bag to leave, phone falls out.

Kelly calls phone, Blair answers. Kelly tells Blair they have proof everything she said about Eli is true, that the police are on the way, to get out of there. Eli walked in Then cut to Eli giving phone back to Ross they check phone its a restricted number Ross says he has friends overseas that call. Eli says you know what we need to do. Eli goes back in and asks Blair who was on the phone. Blair says Olivia. Eli says maybe Ross' new girl friend. Blair says Olivia Thompson? Eli says am I supposed to recognize that name. Blair, I should say so, she happens to be your wife. Eli says he's not Bennett Thompson or Craig Patterson. The police show up outside looking for Eli, Ross tells them he is Eli. Tahitian police tell John they have Eli in custody. Blair tells Eli its all true, you killed your two wives and now your going to kill me.

Destiny tells Mathew he's been a jerk, he went to the darkside. Said it was genetic, Grandpa Asa was a SOB and Clint never met a shotgun he didn't like.

Clint shows up and tells Matthew, I think its time you and I had a talk.

All My Children Recap Monday August 30, 2010

JR calling someone to tell them he's going to be running the Nano tech project while Scott is on honeymoon. Hum wonder if Scott knows this.

Kendall/Liza Kendall, whats the deal with you and Hayward? Liza, David is my client, why do you care. Kendall, Fusion has some legal matters that need handled. (Guess that means she's back at Fusion) Jack and Erica are out of country indefinitely (?? hope they are just on vacation) and the legal department is overwhelmed. I may not like you but your good at what you do. The only draw back is the David, could be  a conflict of interest. Liza, David is married to the co owner of Fusion. Kendall, yes but if it comes out that David had something to do with plane crash and your his lawyer that's a problem. Liza, there have never been any charges brought against David related to that crash. If I knew something about David and the plane crash I certainly wouldn't tell you, thanks but no thanks.

David tells Madison he could be her friend they both have same interests. Both want Ryan out of Greenlee's life.  Madison says everything is fine and none of his business. I can't make up my mind on Madison they keep changing whether she's good or bad so I can't trust her. Madison says she trusts Ryan, David should try it. David, I love Greenlee. Madison, yes but you don't trust her, so why are you married to her, better question why is she married to you.

Greenlee tells Ryan David has ramped up his search for the mechanic. Says she got herself into this marriage she'll get herself out. She doesn't want to put Ryan in the middle of things.

Annie and Scott in bed discussing beautiful wedding. Yuck! These two are nasty together. Phone rings someone calls Scott and tells him what JR is up too.

Marissa and JR discuss a peaceful divorce for AJ's sake. JR suggests they try the Tad and Krystal thing and that Marissa live there. I still don't like Marissa, just can't connect with her. She tells JR no to living there.

JR says he's going to concentrate on building family and company, offers Colby a job. JR says he's going to get rid of Scott. Colby says she won't choose sides, he's exactly like dad. JR says he's going after what he wants. Scott walks in and says and what's that? JR, I want you out of the company, house and my life. Scott, Annie and I are moving out as soon as we come back from honeymoon, as far as Chandler goes your stuck with me. Colby tries to stop fight. JR tells her get out, she slams the door and runs into Damon and Asher. (Thought: Maybe Asher is related to Scott, wasn't he adopted? I didn't watch back then, or maybe Asher is related to Cindy Scotts' mother)  Asher tells Colby she should take the job,  be in the middle of things to keep peace.

Annie/Marissa Cat fight over Marissa sleeping with Scott. These two are just sad.

Kendall updates Ryan he goes and runs into Liza, she tells him to back off too. Ryan tells Kendall Liza knows about the blackmail and he thinks Kendall should back off, Zach isn't going to like her being involved.

Liza tells David she is going to give the blackmail info back, she's not comfortable with it. David said he's thinking of destroying it. Greenlee's been trying really hard to prove she can be trusted, is committed to marriage. Liza, really. David, I'm tired of holding it over her head and I want her to love me for who I am.

Ryan tells Kendall he and Greenlee are done as soon as he gets her away from David. Says he can't do that again. (yeah, right)

Greenlee confronts David about talking to Madison. David, what if I destroy the evidence, I don't want to blackmail you, prove to me you love me and I'll get rid of all of it. Greenlee, I can do that.

Asher says his mom died when he was born, dad died in a car accident soon after, another relative later shipped  him off to boarding school. Says he has no real family.

Colby said she always wanted to work for Chandler she just never felt good enough and no one ever asked her. Decided to take job.

JR tells Annie she made a mistake and is going to have to wake up every morning with Scotts face on a pillow next to her. I'm so over Annie and her sleeping with everyone named Chandler who's next Colby?

Young & Restless Recap Monday August 30, 2010

Jana tearing up pictures of Chloe.(I'm seeing another stalker plot coming)

Kevin got divorce papers from Michael. Chloe asks Kevin if he sees any other way out of this than divorce. Kevin, no. Chloe, then don't put off on signing.

Victoria tells Billy he should put on a shirt to cover up his tattoo (He's going to gym). Looks like Victoria combed her hair today. Billy, nobody knows its that Victor, they'll just think I'm gay. Victoria tells him he is not buff enough to be gay. LOL Good one! Gloria calls and says new house is ready.

Victor to Nikki you didn't sleep well last night. Nikki tells Victor she has the urge to drink. What she didn't figure out her drink was spiked? Didn't even get a little buzz?  Says she will talk to Catherine.

Jack to Ashley, Jack's upset because Adam dropped the lawsuit against the Newsman's and not the Abbott's. Says Victor loves that the Abbott's are swinging in the wind. Ashley says she will talk to Adam. Jack, good luck with that. Jack's going to talk to Skye, Ashley says she will occupy Adam, Jack tells her stay away. Ashley of course isn't going to listen.

Skye says the longer it takes to get the word out about the fund the less money they have to play with. Adam tells her they would have had plenty of money if she hadn't interfered with law suit. Skye, it doesn't make since to be suing one of their investors Jack Abbott. Adam - Jacks not going to get off that easy.

Victoria tells Nikki about the new house and that she and Billy are buying together. Nikki not surprised. Nikki, What are you trying to prove, have you thought about Reed, everything is backwards. You had sex with him before you liked him, you married him before you loved him and now your buying a house before you have a commitment. Victoria, if everything goes to hell we'll sell the house. Thanks to Billy I'm moving on with my life and having fun. Nikki, I suppose you want me to tell your father. Victoria, you can tell him or not, I don't care if he approves or disapproves. He can yell his head off if he wants to.

Victor is at gym with Billy, asks him what's that on your shoulder. LOL Victor sees Billy's shoulder asks him if he lost a bet or what? Billy, has nothing to do with you. Victor, what do you mean it has my name on it, is that thing for real? Billy, I love you big guy, it's all part of the big plan to drive you crazy. LOL Tells him about the tattoo guy. Victor, laughing. Good scene!

Jana tells Chloe that everyone that loves Kevin is upset with her. Asks Chloe if she is involved with Kevin. Explains she screwed up, says all Kevin wanted to do was help her, she just wants her life back. (crying) Amazing how quick her brain trauma healed. Kevin interrupts asks to speak to Jana, gives her the divorce papers, Jana runs off crying. Kevin finds her out on the patio and tells her its all pretty basic, not much to split. Jana, you were trying so hard, why couldn't I feel anything then, instead of now when its just killing me, asks for another chance. Kevin, I think that would be more painful for both of us, we need to just get through this. Jana cries and hugs him. Kevin says good bye. Jana gets an evil look on her face after Kevin walks away.

Jack runs into Gloria whose waving her commission check, Jack tries to take it, says she still owes him a lot of money. Gloria, puts the check down her bra and says fight me for it. Jack, My lawyer will be in touch.

Jack meets with Skye. Jack, somehow Victor got Adam to drop the lawsuit. Skye, I'm not prepared to discuss that, unless of course there is something in it for me. Skye tells Jack she wants all his friends to invest in Newman Fund. Jack makes a call and recommends fund. Skye tells Jack Victor didn't get Adam to drop the suit she did. Skye told Jack she threatened to testify that Adam helped faked her death. Says she needs Adams full attention to get the hedge fund off the ground.

Ashley to Adam You took my daughter from me and nearly my insanity and now you want my money. Adam, this isn't about money, its about my reputation. Ashley, You killed my daughter. Adam, I know your devastated with your loss, and I understand you'll try and blame anyone you can. Ashley, this is the part where you remind me what great friends we were, I can see right through you. Adam, I think we should probably talk through our lawyers. Ashley, your not going to sue me Adam, I'm gonna find out what Victor has on you and nail your ass to the wall. Jack calls Ashley and tells her she can leave Adam, they have what they need.

Billy tells Victoria Victor likes his tattoo and that her dad laughed. She said her dad has been known to soften people up before he goes in for the kill. Knock on door, its a tattoo guy, said Mr. Newman sent him. Billy's tattoo is completed.

Victor boxing at the gym recalling events about Ashley and Adam. Victor calls Ashley.

Skye tells Adam turns out filing this law suit against the Abbott's was a brilliant move on his part. Said Jack would do almost anything to make it go away. Adam, how much did you tell him. Skye, hardly anything, but if you don't call and drop the suit against the Abbott's I'm going to spill my guts.

Jack and Ashley meet at Gloworm, Victor shows up. Ashley had invited him. Jack tells Victor he knows why Adam dropped the charges and knows why. Victor, did it surprise you how Adam blackmailed Dr. Taylor? Skye wrote a phony diary, at the urging of Adam. Jack, and who convinced you to tell us. Victor, I was going ot keep this under wraps but your sister has gone through enough. Victoria and Billy show up at Gloworm to pick up keys to house from Gloria. Victor sees them from across the room. Jack tells Victor they bought a house. Victor goes over and congratulates them. Victoria, Asks Victor not to cause a scene. Victor asks Billy if his tattoo came out okay. Victoria, says that's it? Victor, I'm not in the habit of wasting time on lost causes. Tells her to do what she has to do. Hairs getting skanky again. Victoria has such beautiful hair, I just don't know what's going on lately.

Chloe to Kevin, Is it a done deal? Shows him the cover of them on Restless Style, tries to cheer him up.

Megge spiking another drink, a smoothie this time, just happens to have two when Nikki comes in. Nikki says its good. (I guess since Megge's a bartender she knows how to make drinks that don't taste like alcohol, I still think Nikki would know she's had alcohol)

Ashley goes to Adams room to confront Skye and Adam. Ashley tells Adam she's going to take everything away from him just like he tried to do to her.

All My Children (AMC) Friday Recap

Greenlee's avoiding going out with David, said basically she's tired of defending him. I don't know what's going on with David's hair today, getting kind of a crazed look.

Kendall going around telling everyone that she and Zach have decided to stay in Pine Valley.  Ryan is very excited to have Spike back.  Greenlee asked how soon before she comes back to Fusion, thanked her for helping her out with David. Then Kendall says lets talk about Ryan. Kendall asks Greenlee if she still loves Ryan and wants him back, Greenlee said they've both moved on. Kendall called her a liar. I think both are jealous of Madison as Madison and Ryan grow closer. Greenlee admits she just married David to make Ryan jealous.

Liza talked to Iris (Mayor) Liza wants District Attorney's job. Current DA leaving. Mayor told her don't give up on your day job. LOL

Asher - still don't know who he is connected too. Asher questions Damon about the Chandlers, Damon wonders why he's curious. Colby bought Damon a fancy new phone. Damon's looking for job and stopped taking his meds again.  Asher talked him into taking meds.

Liza and David run into each other again at restaurant. Discussing daughter troubles. It's looking like these two are going to get together. Colby entered and completely ignored Liza. David offered her tickets to Kaleb's party, said Liza asked him to pick them up. That's a big fat lie! Colby took tickets. Liza is thankful to David, says she wishes she could help with Marissa. Kendall's lurking outside the window watching David and Liza. Liza gives David a key to her place where she's keeping the evidence on Greenlee, in case he needs to get to it and she's not available..

Madison and Ryan make out. I used to have a tummy like Madison's, LOL maybe again someday. Knock on door, its Greenlee, interrupting.

Colby asks Damon to go to Kaleb's party says he can't cause he needs to work. Tells her to take Asher. Damon tells Asher he can meet Colby's hot friends and make sure no one hits on her. Damon express guilt over not having money to spend on girlfriend. Asher implies Damon should take advantage. Hum Asher has a tux in his closet and an invitation to party in his back pocket. I wonder if he's Kaleb's long lost son. When he showed up in town all he had was a back sack, think he had that tux wadded up in there?

Liza leaves restaurant runs into Kendall. (Remember Liza was trying to get with Zach before they left town and she slept with him when she first came back to town) Kendall offers to buy Liza a drink.  Liza voices concern Kendall's going to drug her drink then just comes out and asks what do you want from me.

Greenlee tells Ryan, David is just starting to trust her, Madison has to leave for work. Greenlee and Ryan go
'round about why she didn't call first, Greenlee said phone was off and she got worried. Ryan distrusts why she just showed up Greenlee says what do I have to do to prove I'm over you, you know how I feel, I'd tell you, hell I'd show you.

Big Brother 12 So Long Brendon

I'm so glad Brendon is gone. I couldn't take much more, and he just couldn't resist making a foot excuse before leaving. Give me a break! So long, good riddance. 

Gotta feel sorry for Matt and Kathy though, I wouldn't want to be in the jury house with Rachel and Brendon. YUCK!

Should be interesting to see who wins the next HOH and what happens next. The Brigade aka BG is already down one member, and if Lane can't evict Brittany could get interesting. I think Lane's in serious like.

I wonder how Matt will decide who to vote for in the end, since he made such good friends with Ragan and Brittany and was a Brigade member. They all appear to be his friends.

I was just thinking, Brittany has won 3 POV's and 1 HOH. That's as many or more than all of the boys put together. Hayden has 2 HOH's and I think Ragan 2 POV's. I don't think Lane or Enzo have won any POV'S.

I guess Brittany had better keep winning or they'll use all her wins as another excuse to vote her out.

All My Children Today

I sure am glad Zach is back this week. I sure hope he stays. I had thought we lost him when the show moved because his real life wife (Marty on OLTL) had to stay in New York.

Does anybody know who this new kid Asher is? Is he another lost Chandler? I know Adam had another son that was going to donate marrow for JR, but I didn't think his name was Asher.

Bodies Found At Mexican Ranch

Reuters is reporting that 72 unburied bodies were found at a Mexican ranch near the border.

58 men and 14 women were found after a firefight with drug hit men. A Marine and 3 gunman were killed.

A wounded man led the navy to the ranch after calling the marines for help at a checkpoint. Marines seized assault rifles, bullets, uniforms and vehicles including one with false army registration plates. hmmmm

Okay, so I'm not visiting Mexico anytime soon.