One Life To Live Recap, Fri Sept 24, 2010

Darren is at drivers ed class. I think the drivers ed teacher is either a robot or seriously stoned on something. Weird guy. He even talks like a robot. Destiny finally arrives, takes the car for a ride with Darren and the teacher. Come back to car speeding around the corner, brakes squealing and slides into parking lot perfectly. Destiny, did I drive the hell out of that course or what? The teacher looks like he wet his pants, Darren opens the door and throws up. ROFL Destiny is a future Nascar driver.  Destiny says it wasn't my fault. Those cones were way to close together. Teacher, if one of those cones were a person crossing the street. Destiny, but it wasn't so I didn't hit anyone. Teacher, not at that point but a few minutes later it was a different story. Destiny, what was that lady doing out on the course anyway. Darren, minding her own business. Destiny, whose side are you on? Teacher, its clear you are going to need some supplementary instruction, before and after school. Destiny rolls her eyes. Teacher, I'll see if there is another instructor. Destiny, geez I wasn't that bad was I? Darren, your an awesome driver, just a little distracted maybe. Destiny, I couldn't stop thinking about Greg, he's hiding something. Darren, what? Destiny, I don't know but I'm pretty sure its in a clinic over in Cherrydale.

All My Children Recap, Fri Sept 24, 2010

Angie is heading to an OB appointment. Frankie and Jesse there. Frankie wishes there is more that he could do for Angie. Jesse says try to lift a hand to help her, you just might pull back a nub. Angie, I heard that.

Natalia asks Randi if she's going to have a niece or nephew before long. Randi tells her no. Natalia tells Randi she thinks Madison and Frankie spend too much time together. Randi, Madison is crazy about Ryan, and I love my husband. Randi leaves. Brot, I can't believe you just did that. Why don't you just pin a target on Frankie's ass and give Randi your weapon. hehe

Young & Restless Recap, Friday Sept 24, 2010

Skye goes to Billy and wants him to put her on the cover. LOL Skye thinks she's a female Warren Buffet. She wants to be on the cover alone. Billy, will it piss Adam off. Skye, might. Billy, bonus for me.  Victoria comes in. Billy tells her about Skye. Victoria says now that we are married I thought you were going to cut the crap. Why don't you just rename the magazine Newman Style and not report on anything else. You do know that now that we are married you are attacking your own relatives. She is exploiting our name for her own gain. You are giving them free publicity, what will my dad think? Billy, I don't care what Victor thinks, I can't think about that, he's going to think what he thinks. Victoria, you should care. You know how he feels about Adam and if he thinks your helping him he's going to come down that much harder on us. Billy, wow! you sound like the old Victoria, daddy, daddy, daddy. What's daddy going to think? I thought you were going to take control of your life. Victoria, you are so right. The same knee jerk reaction. Victoria, I just have one question though. Did you just say that Skye was beautiful? Billy, no. Victoria, I think you did.

General Hospital Recap, Thur Sept 23, 2010

Diane and Max. Max thinks Diane should keep quite about something. Diane thinks if Sonny breaks Claire's heart she will go after him. Sonny comes in. Diane tells Sonny Claire Walsh is the least of his worries and hands him an envelope. Sonny opens it and starts laughing. Diane, your since of humor mystifies me. Sonny, look at Jason's face. He looks like he's being tortured, and then Brenda of course is loving every minute of it. Brenda is a target right now. Jason probably went to protect her. Diane, now would be a good time to remind you of the age old tradition of falling in love with ones bodyguard. Sonny, Brenda is not falling in love with Jason. What concerns me is that she called Jason as a last resort, so something is probably not good. Diane, if you are tempted to join the rescue party Claire will think you just slept just slept with her to get the charges dropped, and that hell has no fury etc. etc. She tanked her career for you. What better way to revive it than sending you to prison. Sonny, Claire and I have an understanding, we've made no promises. Diane, fine ignore my advice yet again, when Claire comes after you even I won't be able to save you.

One Life To Live Recap, Thur Sept 23, 2010

Ford goes to talk to the dean. Tells the dean he is human and he made a mistake, but I am a good teacher, I can be an inspiration to the students. Dean, by inviting them into your bedroom. I'm sorry the decision stands.

Dorian and Langston are out shopping. Dorian is in disguise. Hat, sun glasses and a blond wig. LOL Langston tells Dorian she got Ford fired. Dorian is so proud of her. Langston is feeling bad about James. Dorian says when Ford kissed you, you were still his student right? So he brought this on himself. It is not your fault. Darling the only one you should be concerned about is you and sometimes there is collateral damage.

All My Children Recap, Thur Sept 23, 2010

I don't think Asher is an experienced thief. He hits Caleb on the head, goes in the house leaves the door wide open with Caleb laying there. Gets in his brief case and steals something and he's not wearing any gloves. Doesn't he watch CSI? Crystal, AJ and Marissa come and find Caleb, Asher is still there they asked what happened. Asher said I think someone tried to rob him, as soon as I showed up the guy ran off. AJ's scared thinks the man might still be there. Boy is he right.

JR still lecturing Colby about how she can do better than Damon. When you think about it JR and Damon are kind of brothers. They both have Tad for a father. Asher comes in and gives JR the file.

Young & Restless Thur Sept 23, 2010

Heather gets Chances wire recording. She doesn't want to listen to it, because it has Chances death on it. Paul says he can stick around. She puts the tape on her desk. Seems like she should have locked it up somewhere. Paul tells Heather not to under estimate Victor.

Adam tells Skye he doesn't care if she slept with Jack. He says were married not friends. Skye, we used to be friends. Adam, that was before you started controlling my life.

Nicks at the club at a table talking to Victoria on the phone. Victor comes and sits. Victor, you don't need to hide that your talking to your sister. Nick, I'm not, I just don't want to be in the middle of your fight. Victor, everything I did was to protect Victoria as you would for Sharon from Adam. Nick, dad you know I am no fan of Billy's but he is no Adam. Adam comes into bar. Victor, no he's in a class all by himself. Jack comes up to Adam at the bar. Shouldn't leave the wifey alone, no telling what kind of trouble she'll get into. Adam, you don't think I know what your doing with Skye. It's pathetic and ain't going to work.

Survivor Episode 2

That little Holly has a temper first throwing out the snails then drowning the shoes. Then she confesses to it?

Now Nayonka is getting upset cause someone took her sock. It was probably a monkey. Now she just steals someone elses. That's pretty rude.

That was nice of Jimmy J to convince Holly to stay. One coach to another. Pretty clear who the stronger coach is.

The older tribe wins immunity and fishing gear. So now both teams have fishing gear and fire. Like I said camping. There's no surviving here they get handed everything. Guess next week they'll get soap and shampoo.

One Life to Live Recap, Wed Sept 22, 2010

Inez talks to Clint about her boys. Bo in the background watching them. Bo comes up to table says hi, wants to know what Clint has Matthew doing. Selling?  Buying? Clint more like photo copying. Clint leaves. Bo talks to Inez. Inez says she gets the impression Bo doesn't want her to date Clint. Bo goes through some of the recent events in Clints' life, says they have not all been positive. Tells her Clints a good guy he's just been through some hard times. Inez, so have I. Bo, I just don't know if you react to problems the way my brother does. Bo, tells her about Clint pulling a gun on him at his wedding. Inez, are you telling me Clint is dangerous. Bo, tells her no. Guns are just part of being a Buchannan. Inez, so let me get this straight if Clint comes after me with a six shooter, its just bluster. They are laughing and Nora walks up.

Christian's mom comes to visit him, she found out Layla left the country and she isn't happy. Mom doesn't understand why Christian doesn't go paint in Paris. Gigi arrives to work for Christian.

All My Children Recap, Wed Sept 22, 2010

Bianca asks Kendall who makes better breakfast, me or the Pine Valley jail. Bianca gives her a hard time about skipping bail and speeding.

Marissa drops AJ off at Bianca's so she can take him to school. Marissa took the bar feels good about it. She has her letter from David, she says she can't bring herself to open it, she's going to return it to the sender. Marissa goes to clean out Davids' room because Greenlee didn't want to deal with it. Wads up the letter and throws it on the bed. Bianca and Kendall walk in and say they were worried about her. She can't keep holding everything in. Marissa tells them all the reasons she has too. Kendall hands Marissa a lamp and tells her to throw it, stop being a good girl and let loose. She throws the lamp, some books, and clears off the bed. They take her back to Wild Wind so she can practice primal scream therapy on the grounds. Marissa finally reads Davids letter, she tells Kendall and Bianca, he loved her.